Paper Wing FREMONT Proudly Presents:
Nymph, A new play by Stanton Wood
Directed by Mark Cunningham
Elmer believes he’s found the perfect bride in a wood nymph named Cricket. She’s beautiful, intelligent, and she wants to have sex constantly. When he’s unable to keep up, he locks her in the library and Cricket reads up on how humans do things. Pretty soon she’s drawing up contracts to hire a gardener and pimping out a “handyman” named Rod on the side. Elmer is angry, Rod is tired, and the gardener is growing a third arm, but Cricket is just confused. Isn’t she supposed to screw the ones she loves?